Tuesday, August 24, 2004

Short Shorts!!

I have decided to take a page from Dan Tobin's book. Today will be a day of wee-mini posts. I will be updating throughout the day so if you want to comment you'd better do it fast. First, I shocked the hell out of the Dastard this morning by giving him a kiss on the cheek when we ran into each other on the bus. See, the Dastard thinks he can administer beatdowns to the Sloth, but he is so easy to foil....Ladies, take it from me. If the Dastard is coming after you in beatdown mode, all you have to do is be cute and you will turn him into the mushy cutie-pie he really is. Ha HAA!! Who's the dastard now, sucka??