Thursday, June 02, 2005

Disaster in Slothville

My sister is getting married this weekend. Disasters abound. Wallet stolen Bridesmaid's dress falling apart (cheap piece of shit). No one has the right purses to match our outfits. OH DEAR GOD! BUT. I did happen to go on a super duper fabulous date with someone who I am now prematurely infatuated with. *sigh* My god, if you could see this man. Beyond lickable. Hey, he could turn out to be a sociopath but until I find out for sure I'm hooked like a crack whore. Ok, bad analogy.