Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Sloth at Sea

While the nickname debate rages on, I will be sailing for the next few days on this boat: Oh, what's that you say? You will be wanting to speak to me in the next few days? Oh, I'm so extremely sorry but that will not be possible. I will be busy swimming and looking at things like this: So everyone have a lovely 4th of July weekend and wave those freak flags high, baby. If your job sucks the puckered ass of Satan as much as mine does, you will know how squeakily delighted I am at GETTING THE FUCK OUT OF HERE for four whole days. Anyone have any big plans? Spelunking? Pillaging? Spellunkaging? Anything of that sort? I hope to have a tan upon my return. I'm Irish. Wish me luck.