Tuesday, July 12, 2005

Make your voice heard...(updated)

...........or not, whatever But I do recommend that you all click on over to Crushed by Inertia to vote for the Worst Person Alive. You would have thought I would vote for Rick Santorum wouldn't you? And yet..........an even worse individual has been nominated (in my slothy opinion). How is this even possible, you ask? A WORSE person than our most reviled, dead-baby-loving, faggot-hating senator? Well, check it out for yourself and vote. Props to the conduit - Horsey's blog - which I have been very much enjoying lately. *Update:* As you have probably heard by now, Rick Santorum blames Boston for the Clergy Sex Abuse scandal (or perhaps he's just mad that we found out about it). Here is good ol' Rick in his own words: ''When the culture is sick, every element in it becomes infected. While it is no excuse for this scandal, it is no surprise that Boston, a seat of academic, political, and cultural liberalism in America, lies at the center of the storm." Still didn't vote for him, though. I think my choice for Worst Person Alive is far more insidious. It has been mentioned before that I have this fantasy in which I seduce Joel Osteen, get him to do all sorts of things to me that would probably horrify his wife and then use the resulting film footage to destroy his marriage and his career. I'm not kidding. I'm totally attracted to him and would have sex with him in a heartbeat. And then you had better believe that I would do my best to drive him to suicide by running his entire life through the shredder.