Monday, July 18, 2005

Monday Morning Mini

Hello Slothville peeps! I hope you all had a wonderful weekend. Remember how we used to do Monday morning minis all the time in this neighborhood? Well, they're back. 1. The air today resembles what it might feel like if one were to stand over a pot of boiling water and breeeeeathe. 2. I'm dating a Yankees fan (shhhhhh!!) 3. This is a very very big deal, even if you don't know it yet. 4. I have discovered that the best thing about my roommate being on vacation is that I can have sex with all the doors ajar and walk around nekkid. In this weather, the best thing about walking around nekkid is standing in front of the open refrigerator. 5. Currently on party shuffle: The Delgados. Happy cold-cooter Monday everyone! *From "Overheard in New York:" Girl: Do you know if Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes will have a Scientology themed wedding?...I wonder what that would be like? Guy: You probably kneel down on the altar after the vows, suck L. Ron Hubbard's cock, and then pay him for it. --L train Overheard by: Aaron Booth

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