Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Urgent! (Updated *sigh*)

One of you lives in North Carolina and now I can't remember who it is. Who is it?? Which one of you??? ****************** Well MapQuest just told me to never mind anyways. Stoopid MapQuest!! The story is this (best appreciated if you are old school Slothville and remember the Rothbart debacle of last Fall): Davy Rothbart of Found Magazine just emailed me. He's going to be in Boston with his brother on September 20th. Yay! I am going to be on the Outer Banks. Boooooooooooooooooo. He is going to North Carolina next. Yay! His closest stop is 4.5 hours away from where I'll be. Booooooooooooooooo. Why the fuck does North Carolina have to be so fucking big?? Why can't things be all squished together like they are here? If North Carolina was like Massachusetts I could just take the fucking subway to Durham and it would be like 4 stops. Graaahhhh!!! I even have a bunch of found things to give him, too. This is so disheartening. But hey, at least he doesn't seem to be afraid of me and my year-old spaztastic behavior. Could be worse, I suppose.....restraining orders and whatnot.....