Friday, August 19, 2005

Breaking News!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, this is big. BIG. A very big deal and I hope you are sitting down when you read it. P. Diddy HAS CHANGED HIS NAME. He dropped the P. Now he's just "Diddy." He said he thought the P was coming between him and his fans. No, I'm not kidding. That is exactly what he said to Katie Couric. ...........Is it just me or does "Diddy" sound remarkably like "diddle?"* (*Diddle is the word for what pedophile priests do to altar boys, fyi.)