Monday, August 08, 2005

Monday Mini

Red hair (currently 2 shades redder than in photo) and ugly bridesmaid's dress. See how it creates a boob SHELF for my hair to actually fall into? Tonight my boyfriend is going to cook me dinner and give me a back rub. All this to make up for the fact that he is going to wake me up in the middle of the night to watch the space shuttle land. Theoretically. Limbs may be lost. My sister's birthday is this month. I greatly desire to shun her in a way that is effective but not obvious. Perhaps in a way that will leave her wondering whether she has been shunned or not. Subtlety is the key. Suggestions are welcome.