Thursday, August 18, 2005

Vaporized Sloth

I saw "Batman Begins" the other day. I liked it until Bunsen pointed out that if the weapon could vaporize all the water then why would it not just vaporize all the humans too, since we are pretty much sacs of water with personalities. Then I got really mad and sort of belatedly hated the movie. But Christian Bale is still on my "to-do" list and unless he turns out to be as much of a twat as Sean Penn (beatdown with a script of "I Am Sam," motherfucker!), he's staying there. From McSweeney's:

Lesser-Known Movie Prequels.

By Sarah Garb Ocean's Three Borderline-Inappropriate Dancing There Are Plenty of Mohicans Charlie and the Limited-Production Chocolate Startup Thursday the 12th Four Bachelorette Parties and a Friend in the Hospital Babette's Snack Joseph and the Nondescript Monochrome Sportcoat My Brunch With Andre Triassic Park The Upwardly Mobile Tenenbaums