Monday, October 03, 2005

Little Brown Sloth

It is waaaaay too cold here. Ok, I'm back. I have a killer tan and WOW, a lot of fucking emails to read. (I find it's best to break out the profanity ASAP.) I have a few stories to tell about fishing, karaoke, a newfound love of trashy novels and tugging on a complete stranger's clit piercing, but I really need to decompress and answer these FIFTEEN BILLION emails that are crowding my inbox. I'll post a couple of pictures tomorrow. None of them will be of the clit piercing. (This photo of some flowers in my parents' garden will have to suffice.) More later. If I can prevent myself from jumping out the window. The beach is still right there where I left it. What am I doing here?