Frizzy Funday

Cybele had it right. It's an eyebrow issue. It's not this: It's not this: It's really more like this: I looked in the mirror yesterday and thought, "Hey, there's a giant, gleaming white cat hair sticking off my face." This, of course, made perfect sense considering that I spent the weekend in the company of Felix: I don't know how long it takes to grow a 2.5 inch milk-white eyebrow hair, but my guess is that it has been poking out there for a while. That's fine. I mean, it's cool, you know, but I guess I just want to say that for all of you who didn't bother to tell me that I was turning into Groucho Marx, you made your bed. And no, you don't have anything in your teeth. Shameful Shoe posts resume 1 week from today.